MJOLNIRchief90's game Reviews on Newgrounds

[Mishapened Identity]

Good concept, but nearly unplayable.

It took me several attempts before I even began to understand what was going on. Often I would start and be killed by an explosive crate a second into the game. To make matters worse, you have to go through the whole little story sequence before you can play again. I ended up clicking through the comic more than actually playing the game.

You guys are just asking too much of our reflexes.

Poopoothegorilla responds:

Haha sorry for laughing at your misfortune, yeh i am sorry that we set the game to go back to the beginning when you lose(insult to injury)... But thanks for the review we updated it so that no one else will have to endure that story again!

Thanks again! hope you at least thought it was fun

[Make-A-Snowman]

Great idea killed by lack of variety.

The idea of a dress up game where you can make your own snowman borders on genius in my book. However, there's no variety in the items. There's one hat, one mouth, one nose one set of arms, feet, etc.

Even though it's for kids, I'm not sure it will be enough to hold their attention for even the shortest of spans. One item for each area is simply not enough. I don't remember the last time I saw a dress up game with only one of everything.

The visuals were great, the music was good, even though it did get annoying after a while. Overall, almost everything about this game seemed properly executed, but the lack of any variety is unacceptable in this genre of game.

IMisfitsI responds:

I added more items to the game! you may have to clear your browsers cache to view the update if you played already.

[Princess Coloring Game]

It's actually not that bad.

This is actually a very pleasant game. It's nothing too fantastic, but it's kind of like a zen garden. There's only so much you can do, but you feel calm as you do it.

heglys responds:

Zen Garden. Interesting comparison....lol

[The NFL Quiz]

Utterly Unplayable.

Ok, where to start.

First, the music. It's too up tempo for this game. Find something with a slower beat.

Next, the presentation. The Times New Roman font inside of white ovals doesn't cut it for buttons. The NFL and AFC logos with white around them also show a lack of interest in your own project.

The logos are awful too. You need to put some consistantcy in their size.

The health system also has no place in this game. Put in a system that tells you if you get the question wright or wrong, and then gives you a total score at the end of each quiz.

Also, spell check the whole thing. Learn the difference between there, and their.

Finally, as for not making quizzes for all the teams to make the game more interactive, that's BS. You say yourself that you're going to make quizzes for all the teams eventually, (which I beg you not to do) so that's nothing more than an excuse for putting out a less than 1/4th finished game.

roxasreaper responds:

lol dude do u even listen to yourself, your dissing my game, an unfinished game i might add, its going to have bugs and problem since um lets see it isnt fully finished yet, i uploaded it early to see how people would like it but all people have been saying is crap, nobody has been telling me what teams they want, no everyone has been ganging up on my game because of a few minor errors, well GET OVER IT!

[Gradient Man Demo]

It's a good game.

The graphics are decent. The sound is soothing, the controls are nice. It's a pretty good game. Unfortunatly I can't find much reason to play it more than once. It's just not comepelling enough of a game.

Bomber109 responds:

More depth will be added in the full version.

[Number Cruncher 1.0]

Nice.

This is a good game. If you get into it, it's good for killing a good 20 minutes. It doesn't deliver a home run, but it gets on base.

grexx1 responds:

thanks for taking the time. dude

[BoxBoler: Extreme]

Good concept, but it needs some tweeking.

It's a good game but I have two problems with it. The cube moves too fast and when it lands from a jump, I don't like that it has a tendency to slide as far as it does. I think you could slow the controls down a bit and still keep the 10 second time limit.

The other thing I would like to see is the option of using the arrow keys. I personally prefer using them over the ASWD method. And for a simple game like this, there is no reason it's not possible to use either set.

I like the idea of being a box that goes around collecting chicken though.

andryeb responds:

I'm just a programmer ya know.

[60 Seconds til Graduation]

Wasn't really my thing.

It's pretty good. The idea is solid and there aren't any bugs in the game that I could find. Truthfully I wish that movement was done with the arrow keys, it took me a while to get used to it. If you play the game the way it's ment to be played, it's fun. If your goal is to just beat the game hold down the W key and just shoot tons of grades.
Good game overall. Pretty good.

JohnMazz responds:

yea, next time ill deffinatly make changeable controls

[Newgrounds Tutorial]

Eh...

Pretty good, but I've seen it done before. The only thing I can really suggest to make this better is to have the music start playing as soon as you press the play button.

Medinus responds:

Yeah, will that make a massive differnce, i ts only clicking a button..

[-:Buttons Tutorial:-]

Let me say that I highly dislike clocks...

That being said, this is a good tutorial. I've seen a few other tutorials but I never got the idea of buttons, until now. Thank you very much. Beacuse of you I know how to use simple buttons now. I thank you very much.

DragonFruit-Rock responds:

Thanks for baseing you review and vote on the tutorial and not the fact that I am a clock. I'm glad that you now know how to use buttons from this! I'm glad that some people find this tutorial helpful! Also, I must ask...why do you "highly dislike clocks"? There is no reason for it! Besides for a few pathetic smaming fake-clocks, all the Clock Crew members are nice, kind and are MENT to be devoted to spreading happiness throuhg the method that us animators call "flash". I hope to see your flash someday, and thanks for the positive review!