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Fate Machine 1.0 Fate Machine 1.0

Rated 5 / 5 stars

Loved it. It's worth lots of little laughs but very few big ones. Often the individual thirds are funnier than the whole, like when i was deemed "Good ol' N****r" or given the destiny of "Raping Michael Jackson." or "Horribly Raping BDSM fetishists."

I was starting to think I wouldn't find one that was funny and worked well as a whole, until I got
You are Unstable Man
The Genius lord of fuck
Your destiny is to make love to the pantheon of Norse gods.

All in all it's a fun little gadget and well worth a few dozen minutes of time.

Mishapened Identity Mishapened Identity

Rated 1 / 5 stars

Good concept, but nearly unplayable.

It took me several attempts before I even began to understand what was going on. Often I would start and be killed by an explosive crate a second into the game. To make matters worse, you have to go through the whole little story sequence before you can play again. I ended up clicking through the comic more than actually playing the game.

You guys are just asking too much of our reflexes.

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Poopoothegorilla responds:

Haha sorry for laughing at your misfortune, yeh i am sorry that we set the game to go back to the beginning when you lose(insult to injury)... But thanks for the review we updated it so that no one else will have to endure that story again!

Thanks again! hope you at least thought it was fun

Rebuild Rebuild

Rated 5 / 5 stars

I won on Nightmare Feels Good.

I can't remember the last time I felt so god about beating a game. Nightmare is just that. I lost and restarted a lot. But this game is beatable on the highest difficulty.

The graphics are simple, yet pleasant. The music doesn't stand out but it's not bad. The gameplay is wonderful. There is a bit of a learning curve and I was finding out new things until the end. There are some improvements that could be made, but I like the simplicity of the game.

This is by far my most favorite game on Newgrounds I can't wait until you release something else.

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Make-A-Snowman Make-A-Snowman

Rated 1.5 / 5 stars

Great idea killed by lack of variety.

The idea of a dress up game where you can make your own snowman borders on genius in my book. However, there's no variety in the items. There's one hat, one mouth, one nose one set of arms, feet, etc.

Even though it's for kids, I'm not sure it will be enough to hold their attention for even the shortest of spans. One item for each area is simply not enough. I don't remember the last time I saw a dress up game with only one of everything.

The visuals were great, the music was good, even though it did get annoying after a while. Overall, almost everything about this game seemed properly executed, but the lack of any variety is unacceptable in this genre of game.

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IMisfitsI responds:

I added more items to the game! you may have to clear your browsers cache to view the update if you played already.

One Chance One Chance

Rated 1.5 / 5 stars

Great game. Broken concept.

The game itself is good. But the concept of playing only once is broken. Imagine if every game you played, you could only play once. One game of Madden. One game of Halo. One game of Fable or Call of Duty or Gears of War. One lifetime of the Sims.

There is a reason that there are almost no games that you can only play once. It doesn't work.

If you popped in a game and the first time you died, you found that you could never play it again, you would take it back to the store and demand a refund.

Your game is great, but being only able to play it once sucks.

It's not an avant-garde artistic video game commentary on life.

It's broken. I demand a refund. Give me a copy that works.

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Error maker 2 Error maker 2

Rated 3 / 5 stars

Not bad.

This flash is nothing too special, but it's good for a couple of laughs.

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Princess Coloring Game Princess Coloring Game

Rated 3 / 5 stars

It's actually not that bad.

This is actually a very pleasant game. It's nothing too fantastic, but it's kind of like a zen garden. There's only so much you can do, but you feel calm as you do it.

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heglys responds:

Zen Garden. Interesting

The NFL Quiz The NFL Quiz

Rated 0 / 5 stars

Utterly Unplayable.

Ok, where to start.

First, the music. It's too up tempo for this game. Find something with a slower beat.

Next, the presentation. The Times New Roman font inside of white ovals doesn't cut it for buttons. The NFL and AFC logos with white around them also show a lack of interest in your own project.

The logos are awful too. You need to put some consistantcy in their size.

The health system also has no place in this game. Put in a system that tells you if you get the question wright or wrong, and then gives you a total score at the end of each quiz.

Also, spell check the whole thing. Learn the difference between there, and their.

Finally, as for not making quizzes for all the teams to make the game more interactive, that's BS. You say yourself that you're going to make quizzes for all the teams eventually, (which I beg you not to do) so that's nothing more than an excuse for putting out a less than 1/4th finished game.

roxasreaper responds:

lol dude do u even listen to yourself, your dissing my game, an unfinished game i might add, its going to have bugs and problem since um lets see it isnt fully finished yet, i uploaded it early to see how people would like it but all people have been saying is crap, nobody has been telling me what teams they want, no everyone has been ganging up on my game because of a few minor errors, well GET OVER IT!

The (new) Epilepsy Game The (new) Epilepsy Game

Rated 4 / 5 stars

Oh, dear god.

I once watched Electric Soldier Porygon and that was nothing compared to this. My eyes are still watering. The only issue I have with the game is that sometimes the stars will appear over squares, so you can't get them. If you can fix that, this game is perfect.

Damn. My eyes.

Gradient Man Demo Gradient Man Demo

Rated 3.5 / 5 stars

It's a good game.

The graphics are decent. The sound is soothing, the controls are nice. It's a pretty good game. Unfortunatly I can't find much reason to play it more than once. It's just not comepelling enough of a game.

Bomber109 responds:

More depth will be added in the full version.