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The flashing penis ruined it.

It was a really good flash except for that badly drawn flashing penis (which made my head hurt and I think I need to lie down now). It was well animated, audio wasn't bad, and it was funny as hell. I beseech you. Take out that penis frame from the flash, and you'll have something 7 times better.

JujubeLock responds:

The only difference between this and the original is the flashing penis that was the joke. I obviously know it would have done better without the flashing penis because the original won a daily portal and a weekly fifth.

http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view /183080

Not bad.

The animation is slightly below average, the joke is tired (oh how I wish i could shoot that dog in duck hunt). We've all thought it, and that's why it's funny. But we've all seen the joke 100 times before. But the sound was good and for only spending two hours on it, it's not horrible.

The-Real-Sabin responds:

It was actualy a tutorial. My friend is new to flash and simply followed instruction until we somehow got tired and decided to add the dog... thanks for your vote :P

Awful.

This flash is simply a waste of everyone's time. My time for watching it, the artist's time for making it, and Billy Mays' time for becoming an iconic enough figure to have tributes made to him after his death.

Other than the time being long gone for making tribues to Billy Mays, this was bad in the technical aspects as well. It's just a distorted picture of Billy Mays next to a stick figure crying over his grave. The audio is a distorted rendition of some of the late Mays' advertising.

It's bad and you won't lose anything by not watching it. And if you want to watch it, go ahead, it won't take away so much of your life that you'll regret it.

m0arkittehkrew responds:

Up Yours xD

It was ok.

The animating was pretty good, and the jokes were funny. But I didn't like the music. It felt too fast paced for the animation. Navi's voice was also a little too annoying. I think a simple "Look" or "Hey, Listen!" was really all the flash needed. The repetition also got a little annoying. I think this flash would have been just fine if you had only used one of the jokes. Overall, not too bad but it's not anything too special.

DannyP responds:

Too fast for the animation how? I timed the animation to the music... But yeah, this is nothing amazing. I actually predicted a score of 3.62 before submitting it. Honestly, that's the most it deserves. There's no way something like this can compete with instant classics like Final Fantasy A+ or Super Smash.

Very good.

My only suggestion is to get rid of the white bars on both sides of the screen.

djtxm responds:

The white bars arnt in the finished movie...no idea wa happnd tbh :/

Pretty good.

This is one of the better Billy Mays tributes out there. That being said, there are some things I liked and some things I didn't

Liked
Slide Show Format.
Main menu with link to biography page.

Didn't Like
The biography was simply ripped from wikipedia, which at least you admitted.
That KM in the background
The music.

All that being said, it's pretty good. You're one of the few people who actually put some heart into their flash.

Frenzy responds:

Why didn't you like the music?

Thanks for the review though!

~ Z

Not good enough for a tribute.

One damn picture and some bad music does not make a tribute. Take more than five seconds to make a tribute that's actually decent.

ngfan14 responds:

I actually haven't seen any good tributes. ;)
Bad music? I thought that the song fit the flash perfectly.

I don't know why, but I like this movie.

This is one of the most random, trippy, and weird flashes I've ever seen. (And I mean that in the best possible way.) If you watch this once and don't get it, watch it a second time, it makes more sense... I think.

Surn responds:

I did go into this with the intention of making an animutation, but then I took wynand's advice to use a story-board. Perhaps the reason It's hard to get the first time is perhaps because of the second story going on in the background.

I love the song.

It's the best part of the flash. Please tell us what it is.

The song is the only good part of the movie. Graphics are good too, but there's no action for them to take advantage of.

sachielman responds:

The song: "Dear you"
Artist: Yuduki

I like it.

There's no reason to not watch this flash at least once if you stumble across it. The last scene alone is worth it. Cute animals, blood, singing, this flash has everything that a good flash needs.

Dubby14 responds:

Thank goodness you stumbled across it!

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