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Saving Private Pikmin Saving Private Pikmin

Rated 3.5 / 5 stars

Good art, but humor and story fail to impress.

I'll start off by saying that the art was very good. It was the best part of this flash.

But when you call a flash Saving Private Pikmin, there are certain expectations of it being a parody of both Pikmin and Saving Private Ryan. I kept waiting for even a single Private Ryan reference that never came.

I didn't think the humor was bad, but to me it felt out of place and over the top for a Pikmin parody.

Pikmin are endearing because they are simple, obedient and un-individualistic. This flash just didn't represent them well.

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Babies Babies

Rated 5 / 5 stars


I lost it when he started machine gunning babies out his ass.

Great song, great animation. Fantastic job Weebl and Lobster. You guys are are my favorite artists here on ng. Flashes like this is why.

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Open Letter to Game Devs Open Letter to Game Devs

Rated 2 / 5 stars

I was dissappointed.

The animation and sound were flawless as have become standard of you, but there was not one funny joke in the entire movie. The parts that weren't self serving praise were almost painful to watch. Occasionally I saw where a joke almost could have been successful, but none hit the mark for me.

You make a ton of awesome flash, but this was not one of them.

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Recent Game Reviews

Fate Machine 1.0 Fate Machine 1.0

Rated 5 / 5 stars

Loved it. It's worth lots of little laughs but very few big ones. Often the individual thirds are funnier than the whole, like when i was deemed "Good ol' N****r" or given the destiny of "Raping Michael Jackson." or "Horribly Raping BDSM fetishists."

I was starting to think I wouldn't find one that was funny and worked well as a whole, until I got
You are Unstable Man
The Genius lord of fuck
Your destiny is to make love to the pantheon of Norse gods.

All in all it's a fun little gadget and well worth a few dozen minutes of time.

Mishapened Identity Mishapened Identity

Rated 1 / 5 stars

Good concept, but nearly unplayable.

It took me several attempts before I even began to understand what was going on. Often I would start and be killed by an explosive crate a second into the game. To make matters worse, you have to go through the whole little story sequence before you can play again. I ended up clicking through the comic more than actually playing the game.

You guys are just asking too much of our reflexes.

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Poopoothegorilla responds:

Haha sorry for laughing at your misfortune, yeh i am sorry that we set the game to go back to the beginning when you lose(insult to injury)... But thanks for the review we updated it so that no one else will have to endure that story again!

Thanks again! hope you at least thought it was fun

Rebuild Rebuild

Rated 5 / 5 stars

I won on Nightmare Feels Good.

I can't remember the last time I felt so god about beating a game. Nightmare is just that. I lost and restarted a lot. But this game is beatable on the highest difficulty.

The graphics are simple, yet pleasant. The music doesn't stand out but it's not bad. The gameplay is wonderful. There is a bit of a learning curve and I was finding out new things until the end. There are some improvements that could be made, but I like the simplicity of the game.

This is by far my most favorite game on Newgrounds I can't wait until you release something else.

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